

So, a gamer hooked early, years of learning game mechanics and practising – that’s presumably the preparation we are talking about? Actually, no. Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros II, Robocop (Fuck you Ed209) and many more games that would entertain me for years. Twas a Christmas that would change my life forever, as an intrigued 8-year-old nearly soiled himself with excitement at opening a NES System.

To explain said preparation, I must first transport you back to the Christmas of 1986. No, not the song sang in sinister yet seductive tones from beloved national treasure Jeremy Irons, but genuine homework and graft. Greg’s Bespoke 5 Step Guide to Campaign Victory! Huzzah! 1.

All hail the Elven master of armies! I have finally completed one of the beloved Total War series campaigns – namely Total War Warhammer II, and it only took 185 hours!īut, why so long? Why such elation? All will be answered
